That trail that we blaze!

<sub>[Miguel doesn't really want to broadcast this but it creeped him out so much that he as to.]

[It's the outside of the Soul House in Lavender Town. When he speaks his tone is pretty low, not the usual, cheerful demeanor you're used to.]</sub>

Apparently, Pokémon can die. I looked inside this house. There are gravestones and everything.

I imagine it would take A LOT to take down a Pokémon but, you know.... be careful.


Private text to Envy

I need to talk to you

[video]

<sub>[The video starts with 'Gear bouncing over the ground, as if it was dropped which it probably was if you consider what comes into view.]

[Perched on top of one of the high buildings typical of Saffron City is something large. Something enormous with big, black claws and small, green-glowing eyes, and it's leering right down at you.]

[There's a horrible sounds as the strange abomination leaps, the views is jumbled as the 'gear is hastily picked up and then abruptly turned off.]</sub>


[action]

A WILD STONE JAGUAR APPEARED

>Fight >Poké
>Item >Run

Can't escape!

Tulio and Miguel are running for their lives anyway because there's no stopping this thing. It seems to have it's lock-on targeted on them, and it's relentlessly crashing everything that gets in its way to get to them.

_{(Or, ignore the immense jaguar made of stone and ungodly magic and just have nonsensical 4th wall fun with us anyway /o/)}

_{[Hello Johto, today you're treated with a quite terrible photo of a tree, and also Miguel's vaguely frantic voice]}

Aaargh hell! What happened now? Did I break it? Did I- _{[The photo time-outs and the 'Gear switches back to video mode. You can clearly see that, yes, there is a big tree right there in view and there is something blue in it]}

Oh, it's back to normal now?

Yes it is! Great! What was that, really? Suddenly the screen-thing froze, does anyone know why?

Anyway! Now!

_{[And the view zooms in on the blue thing in the tree that just so happens to be Tulio.]}

Behold! One of nature's wonders! A monkey-person!

Right, so, uuh. Hello.

So, uh.. Altanera - my hors- my Ponyta put me to sleep with.. with her eyes and.. ran off.

Soo if anyone's seen a horse on fire running around it's most likely mine.


_{(ooc: Altanera's Egg Move is Hypnosis and she doesn't afraid of anything. She's roaming around the outskirts of Goldenrod so feel free to tell if you have seen her!)}

_{[Hello Johto! Things have been pretty quiet on Miguel's end of the network because How do I technology. He's been mostly loitering around Goldenrod all day long Stealing? What do you mean he's been stealing? Some of you might remember his spectacular luck at the Game Corner. Well, today he finally discovered the prizes]}

So, I bought this for all the Coins I won. _{[He holding a bright blue CD in his hands, turning it over and looking at it from all possible angles.]}

The guy over at the prize corner it could teach a Pokémon a new move but I have no idea how it works.

It says _[squint] Teee.. tech.. nii cal Maa. chiine. Technical Machine. It's an Ice Beam and I want to teach it to Cerdito because he can make snow and all, so I figured it would work but... how?

<sub>[Using the 'Gear. Yeah, Miguel knows he can use it to communicate with other people, real people, that's hundred of miles away, and he can even see them sometimes on this thing, but it's still kinda weird. In fact, it's really weird. things like this did not exist back there where he's from!]

[Here he is anyway, situated in a PokéCenter bed by the looks of it, and wrapped tightly in a thick, white blanket. Cerdito is snuggled up by his side, and so is another Pokémon. Both of them appear to be sleeping.]</sub>

H-hey you g-guys...

_{[He tries to offer a smile but his teeth are chattering away and the blanket doesn't seem to be warming at all.]}


W-what the hell is u-up with all the... the white c-cold stuff?

_{[No, Miguel doesn't know snow. He being from 16th century Spain with the Medival warm period and all, you know. He's pretty chill (no pun intended) with it though, and considering all the weird stuff that's been happening since he got here, it's no -wonder- that it's gonna take more than an odd wheather change to faze Miguel.]}


Ahah I c-can't say I want to go b-back out there, but I have no money to p-pay for a room so...
_{[Do Pokémon Centers provide free housing? Miguel doesn't know, and his for once not very convincing smile falters.]}


Tulio, if you see this... I made it t-to Azalea.. and it's a really small t-town. Like, really r-really small. I can't  g-get any money. Just.. just so you know.

_{[Miguel is quite sure that he is either going to die or suffer through a horribly cold and painful night and then die if when he's sent back out into the terrible snow. This does not excite him. At all.]}

<sub>[The 'Gear flickers to life with a violent shake, a thump and some static. Looks like someone just dropped it on the table. A bunch of other items falls into view as the rest of the inventory comes crashing down on the table as well. Among the various things there are countless wrapped candies.]

[Some unintelligible grumbling is heard as more of these candies fall out.]

[Then the scene seems to freeze. The grumbling stops. One or two more candies fall down before that stops as well.]

[And slowly, slowly the ever present background music makes its way to the 'Gear's microphone.]</sub>


Guys... There's something up with the music...

w ohaho what is this

thing I can write on it the buttons ar e re

lly small. hey punctution fantastic

oaky onerow down how do i go back in the teXT
WAIT WAT HAPPEND I CANT GET Itto
oh tere it was HeY CHAngE The siZE of the lettersssssSSs haha
Co!ol whatwhere did that come from wait ... 1!?!"... Alright

!
!
This is fantastic. I hold in t his this one lllike so and then this and ??

heres another one i wonderwhat it does lets try and press it an-


[It ends quite abruptly. He must've pressed to send button. Oh dear. Please, bear with him. Miguel is... not from these parts, so to say. He has never seen a machine, or even a typewriter.]